Hey, I like funny just like the rest of you.
And Amy Schumer is funny.
Here’s the thing though and I’m soooo not trying to be a downer – at least on purpose. But Amy Schumer tells a lot of jokes about her weight and not being Hollywood enough or skinny enough and I keep looking and thinking:
AMY SCHUMER, YOU ARE NOT FAT!
But in the clips I’ve seen from talk shows, she’s spends a lot of time comparing herself to Hollywood actresses who are like, 5’2 and 85 lbs. Outside the magazines or off the silver screen and into real life, you will realize:
Nobody looks like that.
Okay, that’s not true, nine year old boys look like that. But women? Barely any.
Here’s what I think.
I think Amy Schumer needs to get herself to a CrossFit gym. I think she needs to stop comparing herself to all the tiny Hollywood actresses and I think she needs to spend some quality time under a barbell squatting. I think she needs to swing a kettlebell or get a pull-up or climb a rope – not to lose weight – but to realize the strength in the body she’s got.
I’ll probably still laugh at her funny, because that she is.
But she is not fat.
So, stop it.
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